Why give money to My local "representative" when you can send the cash directly to Me?!
No administration fees, no second hand thanks, no waiting!

I only want 8% of your total annual income -- not the usual 10%, of which 2% is normally eaten up in administration costs. On an average salary of $50,000 ... thats a savings of $1000.00 !!!! Think of what you could do with that extra cash! Buy a pony! Get new tires for your trailer home! Buy some of these exciting items!!!!!

God's Tax Exemption Status:
GOD DOES NOT PAY TAX!
Exemption # 000001

Remember!
If you don't tithe, you are going straight to Hell!
Save yourselves! Send Me the FULL 8%!! Do you think I won't notice if you don't?! Don't scrimp on your afterlife!!!

Malachi Chapter 3
8: Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
9: Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
10: Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.